Mooie

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc

Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

mooie

a term used for your face !

got to wash my mooie.
Let me clean that crap off your mooie.
You got a dirty mooie.

by Val Gratton January 4, 2008

mooie

hoser, psuedo pedant, computer geek, web dev, highly fussy and uptight individual, someone who dumps their girlfriend to focus on their art

That mooie you know from school charges way too much for his services

by Cujosan June 27, 2003

MOOIE HUIS

Meme that describes a nice home with poor grammar. Invented by the YouTube god goolasmo who has his roots in the dutch part of Belgium, the meme literally translates to BEAUTIFULLY HOUSE. To be part of the meme it has to be written in full caps

Picle:"hey ,that's a nice house"
MrTommehgun:"MOOIE HUIS"
Picle:"lololololololololololololololololol"

by TotallyNotGoolasmoPromotingHiC August 3, 2016

Pulling a Mooie

When one asks for advice on a particular situation, but ignores all of the advice given. The kicker is when this person still complains about the problem.

Sheri: I really wish my I could get the neighbors to stop leaving their trash all over the courtyard.

Stephanie: Well if you would have listened to the advice you were given you might not be complaining now. Dude, stop pulling a Mooie!

by SnarkyMama May 25, 2011

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

by Clive London November 29, 2007

mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

by 0neWay November 19, 2013