moofster

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

by ex_guile December 29, 2007

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

by mwrulz June 2, 2009

Moofter

A mass (massive) poofter (homosexual). A combination of the two words, similar to the phrase "gunt".

Dude, quit being such a moofter.

by $TYX September 19, 2006

Moosterbeef

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Mooster

1.Cross between a Moose and a Rooster.
2. A very attractive girl, someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

Yeah...she is quite the mooster..

by qapples March 6, 2011

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

by Moo-gang February 11, 2021