moofster 

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

moofster by ex_guile December 29, 2007

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

moobster by mwrulz June 2, 2009

Moofter

A mass (massive) poofter (homosexual). A combination of the two words, similar to the phrase "gunt".

Dude, quit being such a moofter.

Moofter by $TYX September 19, 2006

Moosterbeef 

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

Moosterbeef by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Moosterbating 

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

Moosterbating by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Mooster

1.Cross between a Moose and a Rooster.
2. A very attractive girl, someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

Yeah...she is quite the mooster..

Mooster by qapples March 6, 2011

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

Moostery by Moo-gang February 11, 2021