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mooche

verb

To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,
to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words
by buon_ombra June 21, 2009
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the mooche

Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
by dfdan April 10, 2008
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porn mooch

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008
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Scooch a mooch

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
by hereforari June 17, 2016
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Scooch a mooch

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
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Iggy the Moocher

Iggy The Moocher is an absolute mad dog who represents the school 'St Ignatius College Riverview' or commonly known as View. Being Iggy is a privilege, more of privilege than being at Riverview in the first place. You represent the spirit of the Blue and White and are chosen by your fellow brothers to lead the school in warcrys and sporting matches especially against the dirty pink and blue. You must know all the warcrys off by heart and be a respectable young Riverview man (In the eyes of Lowe and Kam). This is what all riverview men need, a saviour, a hero, a IGGY.
Did you see that mad dog on the weekend against joeys?
Yeah, It must've been Iggy the Moocher
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One mooch

One mooch refers to a period of ten days. Refers to the length in which Anthony Scaramucci was employed at the White House.
“Hey, how long til you go on vacation?”

“In about one mooch.”
by i_hate_robo_calls August 1, 2017
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