momvert

mom's who lust after hot guys young enough to be their children

Madison's mom is obsessed with the guys from Twilight. She's a total momvert...

by MissBhavin August 10, 2009

monvert

a metallic object seemingly to replace or cover the female pelvis in a comercial from South Park's Go God Go episode.

monvert cleaner. buy yours today.

by aoaoa September 5, 2007

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

momveralls

The cotton denim overalls worn by moms. Often available in colors like lilac or salmon.

Person 1: Look at that woman wearing momveralls.
Person 2: Yes, I see her. Those are the cotton denim overalls worn my moms.

by Worker #3116 July 16, 2008

Momversation

The conversation between two mothers that usually last for a couple of hours

My mom had a momversation with my friends mom for a few hours.

by SoggyMustache January 29, 2016

Mommert

My wonderful mom, my mommert. They are the birth-giver

I love my mommert

by Edgar egg April 5, 2019

Momversation

Noun. A conversation taking place usually on social media about things only mothers would want to talk about.

I was on Facebook the other day and Jennifer and Martha were having the most boring momversation I have ever witnessed.

by ponchy February 18, 2015