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montic

A general insult or term of endearment for our less fortunate handicapped friends.

Derived from the words mongo and spastic.
Ahww, look at aw the wee montics in their tartan suits.
by Jazzy Spazzi October 16, 2004
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Montucky

A term for Montana; as it's so rural.
Yee~Haw!! I Love living in Montucky!!
by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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Monica Pinto

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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mentican

A true soldier, one that no one else can compare to. Sacrifices happiness for others, even if the ones treat him with hatred. But once taken from the ones that treated him with such hatred, they sulk and pray that one day mentican will return.
"Fuck mentican he's black." Screams Nico
"Don't do a mentican" Exclaims Sophie
"Mentican goated" Says Wyatt
"No he's not shut the fuck up Wyatt" Yells Volk
by Wyet April 9, 2021
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Monicult

A massive collection of passionate, like-minded people who gather around HarliquinJester - one member of the stream team "DeathFlower" - whose publicly available real name is Monica. Monica has garnered a large online following of people who abide by her "rule of chaos" and approach to both life in-general and hobbies.
The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
A: Are you going to the next Monicult meeting?
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
by GameDr04 May 24, 2021
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monica geller

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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