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A psychotic bitch that has her head so far up her ass that she has no clue about the world around her. During encounters with this person, she frequently screeches like a horny bullfrog-harpy hybrid from hell, causing sane people to contemplate homicide.
His mom, Montica, is annoying as fuck. Do you wanna help me hide a body?
Montica by frogsquisher October 30, 2014
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Monica Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
Monica Pinto by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

mentican 

A true soldier, one that no one else can compare to. Sacrifices happiness for others, even if the ones treat him with hatred. But once taken from the ones that treated him with such hatred, they sulk and pray that one day mentican will return.
"Fuck mentican he's black." Screams Nico
"Don't do a mentican" Exclaims Sophie
"Mentican goated" Says Wyatt
"No he's not shut the fuck up Wyatt" Yells Volk
mentican by Wyet April 9, 2021

monica geller 

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
monica geller by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012
A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends
Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams
Montico by Montico December 13, 2019

Monica Lewinsky 

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.
Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
Monica Lewinsky by hahaa September 18, 2003

Monica I 

Monica , very cute girl who can brighten up anyone's no matter how bad of a mood they're in . i love you qt - loser
Monica I by kewlkaat-LAWL November 18, 2011
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