montecka 

xtra large, jumbo, very big.

wow sistah, you keep on drinking diet pepsi and look you now...montecka!!

montecka by Palar Jones October 19, 2007

Montecalvo 

they are the jack of all trades

the montecalvo's are godd at every thing

Montecalvo by hotshot52 April 1, 2007

montecarlo double whip 

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

montecarlo double whip by rod6969696 June 21, 2008

montecasino 

A place were teens can do illegal dumb shit together and pull hunnies

Montecasino

:Yo dog wanna pull up to monte?
::Ja bru just bring whiskey

montecasino by Hun Hunter June 13, 2022

Soggy Montecarlo

A montecarlo is a delicious Australian biscuit with a jam and cream centre, well-known to have a short shelf-life once exposed to air, as the moisture inside spreads and makes the biscuit soggy.
A soggy montecarlo is therefore anything (be it person, object, consumable) desirable that is noticeably past its prime, usually in a pejorative sense

Check out that singer! What a soggy montecarlo!

Soggy Montecarlo by Srachka May 27, 2026

Crummy soggy montecarlo

Attempting vaginal intercourse without foreplay with an uncircumcised penis causing irritation or bleeding

It would have felt better if he hadn’t attempted a crummy soggy montecarlo

Crummy soggy montecarlo by Mindscholar May 31, 2026