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Montecalvo 

they are the jack of all trades
the montecalvo's are godd at every thing
Montecalvo by hotshot52 April 1, 2007

montecarlo double whip 

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

montecasino 

A place were teens can do illegal dumb shit together and pull hunnies
Montecasino

:Yo dog wanna pull up to monte?
::Ja bru just bring whiskey
montecasino by Hun Hunter June 13, 2022

Soggy Montecarlo

A montecarlo is a delicious Australian biscuit with a jam and cream centre, well-known to have a short shelf-life once exposed to air, as the moisture inside spreads and makes the biscuit soggy.
A soggy montecarlo is therefore anything (be it person, object, consumable) desirable that is noticeably past its prime, usually in a pejorative sense
Check out that singer! What a soggy montecarlo!
Soggy Montecarlo by Srachka May 27, 2026

Crummy soggy montecarlo

Attempting vaginal intercourse without foreplay with an uncircumcised penis causing irritation or bleeding
It would have felt better if he hadn’t attempted a crummy soggy montecarlo
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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