a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
A montecarlo is a delicious Australian biscuit with a jam and cream centre, well-known to have a short shelf-life once exposed to air, as the moisture inside spreads and makes the biscuit soggy.
A soggy montecarlo is therefore anything (be it person, object, consumable) desirable that is noticeably past its prime, usually in a pejorative sense
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.