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montecillo 

1) n. - Commonly mistaken for "Monticello" the sir name of people with a noble Spanish ancestry: often translated as "hill" or "small mountain"2) n./adj. - a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a Filipino penis.
1) "Hello, Mr. Montecillo!"2) "You notice that Karen's boyfriend isn't acting like a fucking douche anymore?""It's 'cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo."
montecillo by FancyThatManBag November 11, 2009

Montalvo 

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.
Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.
Montevallo by Josh December 16, 2003

Aeden Montalvo 

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker
Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo
Aeden Montalvo by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

montalvo 

the biggest bitch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her.
montalvo by Anonymous February 4, 2003

montecarlo double whip 

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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