Montecalvo

they are the jack of all trades

the montecalvo's are godd at every thing

by hotshot52 April 1, 2007

montecillo

1) n. - Commonly mistaken for "Monticello" the sir name of people with a noble Spanish ancestry: often translated as "hill" or "small mountain"2) n./adj. - a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a Filipino penis.

1) "Hello, Mr. Montecillo!"2) "You notice that Karen's boyfriend isn't acting like a fucking douche anymore?""It's 'cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo."

by FancyThatManBag November 11, 2009

Montalvo

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Aeden Montalvo

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

montalvo

the biggest bitch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her.

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

montecarlo double whip

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

by rod6969696 June 21, 2008