montecito 

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

montecito by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito 

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

Cory Monteith

Such a bright light to the world. He was an inspiring person to everyone. He played Finn on Glee. He is 6'3, and he calls other people small woodland creatures. Cory was dating Lea Michele, and Cory was going to move in with her after he finishes a job in Vancouver, but sadly passed away July 13. My heart breaked, as did millions of others. I had met him, and he had saved my life. He was so down-to-earth and did not care about his work as much as helping me and telling me how beautiful and smart I am. He was a genuine, kind, handsome, all-round perfect guy who did not deserve to die. Cory Monteith was a rare celebrity to find, not acting all fake around cameras, and told me to be myself. Thank you Cory for changing my life.

Why is she so perfect
Probs Cory Monteith's daughter

Cory Monteith by ilovegleee September 21, 2013

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Cory Monteith

Cory Allan Michael Monteith (born May 11, 1982) is one of the best actors on Glee according to critics. He's also a very good singer even if he might not be the best dancer.

He's pretty goofy and makes a lot of dumb jokes but he's the sweetest according to his friends and people who work with him.
He's canadian and proud of it and also the 11th sexiest man of 2012 (in a list with 100 men). Moreover he's someone who has proved to be extremely wise and intelligent in his words especially about his difficult youth.

It's pretty difficult to miss him in the streets as he is 6'3 and "makes people feel like woodland creatures".

Cory's first love is music and especially the drums that he plays very well. He's actually the drumer in the indie rock band called Bonnie Dune.

You may have also seen him in Kyle XY, Smallville, in the movies Monte Carlo or Sisters & Brothers and many more but he's of course mainly known for his role as Finn Hudson on Glee.

If it isn't clear enough Cory Monteith is perfect and makes thousands of girls swoon everyday on social networks such as Twitter for example.

Cory Monteith is so sexy !

Cory Monteith by Someone who likes Glee April 15, 2013

Cory Monteith

Wonderful person. He was 6'3". Cory played character Finn on Fox's TV show GLEE. He was engaged to Lea Michele, but a week before they were to get married, he was found dead in his hotel room in Vancouver. He was a great inspiration to others, and he saved my life. If he was still alive, i would thank him. He saved our lives, but we couldn't save his. -All Gleeks

They're a great person, they must be a Cory Monteith.

Cory Monteith by Gleeks October 17, 2013

Montitors 

Big Huge Monster Tits

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"

Montitors by Ben Christ April 16, 2008