montecillo 

1) n. - Commonly mistaken for "Monticello" the sir name of people with a noble Spanish ancestry: often translated as "hill" or "small mountain"2) n./adj. - a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a Filipino penis.

1) "Hello, Mr. Montecillo!"2) "You notice that Karen's boyfriend isn't acting like a fucking douche anymore?""It's 'cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo."

montecillo by FancyThatManBag November 11, 2009

monticello mn 

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017

monticello 

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.

monticello by Love for Monti May 4, 2005

Montebello Masher 

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.

Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?

Montebello Masher by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

Montecalvo 

they are the jack of all trades

the montecalvo's are godd at every thing

Montecalvo by hotshot52 April 1, 2007

lake monticello 

lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.

old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!

lake monticello by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

Montevallo by Josh December 16, 2003