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kim montesinos 

Most likely a mexican who likes being epic. She also becomes very dumb at times that you don't even want to talk to her. She is the president of the debate club and debates with anything, even though she is always wrong. She also trolls.
Sofia: What's the homework for today, Kim Montesinos?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: What's the homework?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: Ok buddy.
kim montesinos by min yoongi. April 1, 2019

montecito 

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.
Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink
montecito by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007
Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.
Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.
montesino by suckdick September 27, 2018

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito 

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026