montalto 

Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.

Montalto is weird.

montalto by natalie maggie March 11, 2017

Montalto-Guarantee 

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

Montalto-Guarantee by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

Thomas Montalto 

Idiot.

Thomas montalto is an idiot.

Thomas Montalto by Not Nirav Patel November 20, 2018

Montalvo 

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006

Montaloo 

Montaloo is Montaloo

Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?

Montaloo by Montaloo January 16, 2022

Aeden Montalvo 

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

Aeden Montalvo by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022