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Montalvo 

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

retardo montalban 

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"
retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.
Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

Montalbano 

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

Montalbano 

The last name of an absolutely amazing dude who is a nice person. Will argue but usually agrees, and if they love someone they mean it and they are amazing. Very hot and envied by many usually girls who isn’t lucky enough to have him. And I wana smash 🔥😏
Man he’s hot he’s definitely a montalbano
Montalbano by Savage8 December 16, 2017

Montaloo 

Montaloo is Montaloo
Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?
Montaloo by Montaloo January 16, 2022