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by karie May 7, 2003
Get the retardo montalban mug.A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.
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by ellemesse July 7, 2006
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by White class & red trash October 1, 2013
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by Savage8 December 16, 2017
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