monsterpated

constipated, bunged-up

Hey man! After all those burgers we did last night, I am *sooo* monsterpated! I just can't get it out!

by Shapeless July 31, 2018

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.

"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"

by mikeychan April 21, 2009

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011