monster munster

when a man has large amounts of dick cheese

Me and my boyfriend had sex last night and forgot to bathe and woke up with monster munster

by Just Roz July 17, 2009

Monster Ass Monster

When you have a huge ass and your ass is eating your pants exposing your crack.

when big ol' aunt sally came over last Christmas she had a Monster Ass Monster

by frosty8 June 25, 2008

Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.

Monster seeking monster, simple as that

by PatrickMat February 25, 2022

Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle

When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent

by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures

There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker

by milkytea May 7, 2018

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019