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Monsi is the G way of saying Monsieur, a french term for Sir. This is commonly used by the coolest kids in school because not only does it show their lack of interest in french, one of the lamest languages, it also shows how B.A. they are by making themselves look like a fool.
Albear: Hey do you know the muffin man?
Xavier: Oui oui Monsi.
monsi by pwnedwithafishstick January 19, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Princess of their own dream world👑👑 A whirlwind of holiday spirit and well wishes💞💞...they love to be admired😍.they have plenty of qualities like they are charming, adventurous, fair,charismatic and list is never ending💜💛💚💙 They are fucking awesome one who has dealt with so much shit ,a kickass still cute af...traveling aesthetic🌎🌎they love animals more than humans💟💟she has magnetic personality... She has a big heart and gold aura💫..a party girl who loves gla🔥🔥...STAR GIRL🌟🌟
Mansi is like a dREam!! Everybody thinks about them
Mansi have angelic presence

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010
She is a quiet person that everyone would want to be her friend. She is a show stopper. She's smart and an amazing person. Show her shade she wouldn't pay no mind. In the beginning you'll notice that she's quiet but as time flies she'll change and you'll be wondering where has she been all my life! She will always have your bad threw ups and downs, twist and turns, heartbreaks and non-heartbreaks.
You a lucky person to have found a person like Monei in your life!
Monei by KindnessisKey April 27, 2017

crack mansion

A more upscale place for one to smoke one's crack.
Crack head: No more cheap crack houses for me!

(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.

Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
Someone who is nice and talented and amazing, apart from also being very filmy.
"Damn, that girl is like one of those artists they show in films. She's real Mansi!"
Mansi by Gau-kun-senpai June 13, 2020

monsieur béton 

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.
Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !
monsieur béton by RobMichels December 7, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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