monoleg 

a person who is so fat their legs chafe together severely, giving the impression that they only have one leg.

rosie:hey i just saw a monoleg!!!

monoleg by woodybriankatehelen February 3, 2010

monologuing 

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

monologuing by Me Thinking July 25, 2008

Bad Guy Monologue 

The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.

Multiple James Bond Films.

"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."

"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."

Bad Guy Monologue by Will Colfax December 24, 2011

Inner monologue high

When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.

Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!

Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.

Inner monologue high by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009

monologue 

One person speaking alone, often to more than one other person without expected comment

Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards

monologue by larstait October 29, 2003

monologumous 

Monologumous is the adjective of monologue. To say that something is monologumous means that it holds the characteristics and/or traits of a monologue piece.

Josh: Is this more of a narrative or a monologue?
Kate: That shit's monologumous!

monologumous by kosh2530 October 25, 2009

Monologue 

Talking to yourself .

It could be internal or out loud.

I'm preparing a monologue for tomorrow's acting audition.

Monologue by Banana spoon December 14, 2018