monolog

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

monolog

self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell

Fuck you monolog, you bastard!

by FU November 6, 2004

monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

by Me Thinking July 25, 2008

Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

Bad Guy Monologue

The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.

Multiple James Bond Films.

"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."

"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."

by Will Colfax December 24, 2011

Movologist

1. One who specialises in the science of moving home, is a trusted expert in arranging home moving services and saving movers time. A personal moving concierge.

2. Is a title pertaining to the study of the moving home journey and it’s best practices by offering exceptional customer service.

3. A specialist that is part of Movinghub.

4. They are super friendly, super
intelligent and super helpful.

5. They create memorable customer
experiences.

Use a Movologist to organise your utilities and essential home moving services.

by Movinghub May 22, 2019