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A term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. Usually a computer Gamer.
Also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as Counter-Strike.
Alternate Spellings: monkeh
ARRG! U stupid MONKIE!
d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!
monkie by .fls.Horza March 9, 2004
Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it
Monkie by Monkie Man February 18, 2021

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!
Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

brass monkie 

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)
"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."
brass monkie by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

cyan_monkie_vr 

cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2
cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2
cyan_monkie_vr by cyan_monkie_vr March 31, 2022

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.
What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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