Monkie

The Monkie is a spicies of sexsal predators developed by Mahatma Gandhi during his stay in London. «It lives, what a beautiful specimen» -Gandhi, mere seconds before the first Monkie escaped into the streets of London.

Watch out, there’s a Monkie on the loose.
Take a look at that Monkie...

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

monkie

A term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. Usually a computer Gamer.
Also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as Counter-Strike.
Alternate Spellings: monkeh

ARRG! U stupid MONKIE!
d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!

by .fls.Horza March 9, 2004

Monkie

Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll

Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it

by Monkie Man February 18, 2021

Monkie Kid

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

brass monkie

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."

by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

cyan_monkie_vr

cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2

cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2

by cyan_monkie_vr March 31, 2022

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016