Definitions by Karlonien
Notch’s fedora
Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»
Notch’s fedora by Karlonien March 21, 2021
Monkie
The Monkie is a spicies of sexsal predators developed by Mahatma Gandhi during his stay in London. «It lives, what a beautiful specimen» -Gandhi, mere seconds before the first Monkie escaped into the streets of London.