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The Monkie is a spicies of sexsal predators developed by Mahatma Gandhi during his stay in London. «It lives, what a beautiful specimen» -Gandhi, mere seconds before the first Monkie escaped into the streets of London.
Watch out, there’s a Monkie on the loose.
Take a look at that Monkie...
Monkie by Karlonien March 21, 2021
Words you can keep
A term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. Usually a computer Gamer.
Also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as Counter-Strike.
Alternate Spellings: monkeh
ARRG! U stupid MONKIE!
d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!
monkie by .fls.Horza March 9, 2004
Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it
Monkie by Monkie Man February 18, 2021

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!
Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

brass monkie 

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)
"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."
brass monkie by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

cyan_monkie_vr 

cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2
cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2
cyan_monkie_vr by cyan_monkie_vr March 31, 2022

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.
What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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