monkiest

being the most monkey of them all

leigh-anne: im a monkey
selina: but im there monkiest!

by ilurmum July 3, 2022

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

Fudge Monkies

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014

anal monkies

monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult

you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies

by mkress January 22, 2009

fudge monkies

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"

FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!

by Errn April 8, 2003

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005