monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

by karteler July 19, 2014

mockendickery

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.

Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015

monkeylicker

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

monkeypuck

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.

Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.

by monkeypuck May 24, 2022