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moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task
I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.
moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

mockendickery 

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.
Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"
monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeypuck 

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.
Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.
monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022