moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

MobyDickulous

Ridiculousness of epic proportions.

The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.

by Hoosker-doos March 3, 2015

Mobydickulous

Something so bazaar or massively oversized that a giant sperm whale eating folks on dry land near your location would pale into insignificance and seem legit.

Dude, that turd is mobydickulous!

by Morgazm the Powerful February 2, 2015

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

MobyDickulous

Little bit bigger than Recockulous...

Omg! That pimple is Mobydickulous!

by Hood, Detroit October 21, 2010

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

monkeydickass

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

by kayla smylez April 23, 2008