moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

MobyDickulous 

Ridiculousness of epic proportions.

The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.

MobyDickulous by Hoosker-doos March 3, 2015

Mobydickulous 

Something so bazaar or massively oversized that a giant sperm whale eating folks on dry land near your location would pale into insignificance and seem legit.

Dude, that turd is mobydickulous!

Mobydickulous by Morgazm the Powerful February 2, 2015

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

monkeydick by Dave February 1, 2005

MobyDickulous 

Little bit bigger than Recockulous...

Omg! That pimple is Mobydickulous!

MobyDickulous by Hood, Detroit October 21, 2010

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

moosedick by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

monkeydickass 

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

monkeydickass by kayla smylez April 23, 2008