monkeyclaw 

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

monkeyclaw by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

monkey claw 

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

monkey claw by James Howard December 27, 2003

Monkey Claw 

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

Monkey Claw by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

Monkey Claw 

The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"

I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.

Monkey Claw by badcandy13 December 28, 2005

Monkeyclap 

This term comes from the movie "What Lays Beneath" in which two lesbians have sex in the bathroom. One of the women bends over the sink while the other fingers her from behind. She inserts both hands such that they are facing each other, palm to palm, and then she begins a clapping motion. Reminiscent of a toy monkey with symbols, the term monkeyclapping was born.

Holy shit! Last night was crazy. I just monkeyclapped that girl that we met at the frat house.

Monkeyclap by Hey Girls Club October 16, 2007

monkeycat 

A sudden random outburst that is suitable for all occasions.
A word that can be switched out for any other word, much like smurf

Used in context: MONKEYCAT!
I can't believe you did that. You're such a monkeycat.

monkeycat by Sephiroth March 28, 2004

MonkeySlap 

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

MonkeySlap by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020