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monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyclaw 

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.
Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah
monkeyclaw by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

monkey slap 

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

Monkeyclap 

This term comes from the movie "What Lays Beneath" in which two lesbians have sex in the bathroom. One of the women bends over the sink while the other fingers her from behind. She inserts both hands such that they are facing each other, palm to palm, and then she begins a clapping motion. Reminiscent of a toy monkey with symbols, the term monkeyclapping was born.
Holy shit! Last night was crazy. I just monkeyclapped that girl that we met at the frat house.
Monkeyclap by Hey Girls Club October 16, 2007

monkeysauce

The word that is at the end of the phrase that the background singers are singing in "Don't stop the music" by Rihanna. Listen to the song again, you'll hear it.
So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?
monkeysauce by BigMo4Sho March 28, 2008

monkeyslut 

an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.
dude, she is such a monkeyslut. i think she's moved out west to commune with some carpet munchers.
monkeyslut by dilmonkey January 19, 2004