Skip to main content

monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.
look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!
monkeyball by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010

fuckshit monkeyballs 

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.
let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

Operation Monkeyballs 

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you
Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs

Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"
Monkeyball by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.
"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."
Monkeyball by J.1 May 13, 2010

monkeybrain 

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls
Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping
monkeybrain by michael lowe May 25, 2007