Monkey Pussy 

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

Monkey Pussy by King January 22, 2004

monkey pussy 

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

monkey pussy by jason January 26, 2004

Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!

1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!

Monkey Wrench Pussy by YungSavage8732 November 20, 2010

Pussy Monkey

When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

Pussy Monkey by Jojo cya bitch March 10, 2020

Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

Pussy Monkey by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

monkey puss 

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

monkey puss by seanbo May 28, 2008

Pussy Money Swedes 

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

Pussy Money Swedes by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015