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one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.
see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?
by seanbo May 24, 2008
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(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.
Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.
by Xent December 10, 2006
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