monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.
see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?
by seanbo May 25, 2008
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puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.
If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?
by Adwo February 05, 2004
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