monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

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puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.

If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?

puss monkey by Adwo February 4, 2004

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The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

Monkey Pussy by King January 22, 2004

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The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

monkey pussy by jason January 26, 2004

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A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!

1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!

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When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

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When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

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