monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

by seanbo May 28, 2008

puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.

If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?

by Adwo February 4, 2004