monkey nose
When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.
monkey nose by Aiden M June 26, 2006
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crack nose monkey by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
The Monkey's Nose
The unshaven female genitalia
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John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
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"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
The Monkey's Nose by Dublinhead January 14, 2008
Big Nose Money Stealer
Big Nose Money Stealer by BallsOutForBantu November 29, 2016
Nose money
A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.
"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."
Nose money by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022
Monkeys got a nose bleed
Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
Monkeys got a nose bleed by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey
The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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