When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.
by Aiden M June 26, 2006
The unshaven female genitalia
1
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
by Dublinhead November 10, 2007
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021
Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009