monkey grab

to pick smth up by using one´s toes

I couldn´t be bothered bending over to pick up the pen, so I simply monkey grabbed it.

by HarryD May 19, 2007

money grab

Obtaining money from someone without returning anything of real value. Requiring someone to pay a fee out of purely greedy or opportunistic motives.

After Mei-Ling had operated a successful nail salon in Chinatown for five years, she decided to open a second location. Although she finally received her business permit, she had become disgusted by the blatant money grab by state and local officials, who seemed to demand endless fees from her.

by whimzzical August 4, 2010

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

Money Grabbin Bitch

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper

Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...

by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008

money grabbing jew shyster

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!

Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!

by LaLaLane December 13, 2007

Money Grabber

A prostitute

I paid 10$ to have oral sex with a money grabber

by H4Z3L34442 July 2, 2025

Moneygrabber

A Moneygrabber is a person who snatches money from others.

Jesus: Yo, wtf is that is that kid doin?

Habib: He aint no kid, he a moneygrabber.

Jesus: Oh, that explains everything...

by The Moneygrabber definer October 24, 2010