monkey but 

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .

The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .

monkey but by W.P. May 2, 2005

But Monkey 

A man or woman or child , that persists to follow you around and has the intention to just annoy.

you are like a little but monkey .

But Monkey by Gibbon child February 24, 2007

anal dwelling but monkey 

a monkey that is dewlling in your anus

dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man

anal dwelling but monkey by lozz11111 December 23, 2007

Monkey No Fine, But Him Mama Like Am 

1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.

2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"

Obasanjo is a typical example of monkey no fine, but him mama like am

Monkey No Fine, But Him Mama Like Am by Grumpy Ned February 9, 2021

Monkey butter 

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

Monkey butter by shifty85 August 28, 2006

monkey butt 

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

monkey butt by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Monkey Butler

A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant

"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."

Monkey Butler by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004