3 definitions by W.P.

batwing

A painfull heat rash on your inner thighs caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Can sometimes be avoided by a liberal dose of cornstarch . Sometimes Not .

Halfway through my Saturday double shift I was stricken by a fierce Batwing which no amount of cornstarch could abate .

by W.P. May 2, 2005

sunburn willy

A person named Willy that has a sunburn .

Hey Sunburn Willy is here .

by W.P. May 2, 2005

monkey but

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .

The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .

by W.P. May 2, 2005