Definitions by urexcellency

twat

the word in which woman like to have their meat wallets refered to as

jessica can play the harmonica with her sloppy twat

twat by urexcellency January 6, 2007

speed bump 

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

speed bump by urexcellency May 16, 2003

dingle berry 

crusty poop that clings to ass hair

dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?

dingle berry by urexcellency May 16, 2003

cotton mouth 

when you smoke pot and your mouth gets dry

cotton mouth by urexcellency May 16, 2003

back tits

when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties

one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her

back tits by urexcellency May 16, 2003

monkey butt 

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

monkey butt by urexcellency May 16, 2003

crotch rot

on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this

i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt

crotch rot by urexcellency May 16, 2003