7 definitions by urexcellency
dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?
when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties
on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day