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Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.
Krista really mongoosed........
Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

Draining the mongoose 

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.
"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."
The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

Tana mongoose 

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"

Mongoose Fondle 

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
Mongoose Fondle by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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