AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

Mongotoed by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

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Mongoosed

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.

When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.

Mongoosed by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010

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mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

mongoosed by Jill Abell March 29, 2008

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mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes

"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"

mongoosed by kush agrawal March 20, 2005

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