mongooseman

a really hot sexy nigga who is the real eternal sex god not matt also he is white a white man very white and all cute girls have crushes on him and think he is cute and smart and hot and funny and he also has a lot of talents and is very cool he is also a airsoft pro and wins all his airsoft games cause he is pro and all the girls like him cause of that even ones with dicks

mongooseman is sexy haha i want to fuck him but i cant say that cause im a bitch so im just gonna call him black and say he kissed his dad a lot

mongooseman by cue girl June 26, 2018

mongooseman

a really cute and sexy guy who is very cool and all the girls love him he is so smart and neat he is the eternal sex god not matt and he is a funny guy with a bunch of pals and he kills every pitbull on earth he is also a pro gamer and he owns a hude discord server full of nerds who are not as cool as him haha cool guy and he wins all his airsoft games cause he is a pro airsoft guy and all the girls like him cause of that and cause he is a smart and cute and white

wow hahaha mongooseman is so cute and i have a crush on him and want to fuck him but im nervous so i wont tell him ill just call him black gay and say he kissed his dad

mongooseman by cue girl June 26, 2018

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mongooseman • mongooseninja

mongooseninja

Someone of superior intellect, but yet is modest about it, often making them appear to be cute.

Also has a tendency to have good humor.

It seems everyone has a crush on that Mongooseninja

mongooseninja by bob411 December 9, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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