mongooseman

a really hot sexy nigga who is the real eternal sex god not matt also he is white a white man very white and all cute girls have crushes on him and think he is cute and smart and hot and funny and he also has a lot of talents and is very cool he is also a airsoft pro and wins all his airsoft games cause he is pro and all the girls like him cause of that even ones with dicks

mongooseman is sexy haha i want to fuck him but i cant say that cause im a bitch so im just gonna call him black and say he kissed his dad a lot

mongooseman by cue girl June 26, 2018

mongooseman

a really cute and sexy guy who is very cool and all the girls love him he is so smart and neat he is the eternal sex god not matt and he is a funny guy with a bunch of pals and he kills every pitbull on earth he is also a pro gamer and he owns a hude discord server full of nerds who are not as cool as him haha cool guy and he wins all his airsoft games cause he is a pro airsoft guy and all the girls like him cause of that and cause he is a smart and cute and white

wow hahaha mongooseman is so cute and i have a crush on him and want to fuck him but im nervous so i wont tell him ill just call him black gay and say he kissed his dad

mongooseman by cue girl June 26, 2018

Get merch

Related Words

mongooseman • mongooseninja

mongooseninja

Someone of superior intellect, but yet is modest about it, often making them appear to be cute.

Also has a tendency to have good humor.

It seems everyone has a crush on that Mongooseninja

mongooseninja by bob411 December 9, 2008

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Get merch

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

Get merch