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a really cute and sexy guy who is very cool and all the girls love him he is so smart and neat he is the eternal sex god not matt and he is a funny guy with a bunch of pals and he kills every pitbull on earth he is also a pro gamer and he owns a hude discord server full of nerds who are not as cool as him haha cool guy and he wins all his airsoft games cause he is a pro airsoft guy and all the girls like him cause of that and cause he is a smart and cute and white
wow hahaha mongooseman is so cute and i have a crush on him and want to fuck him but im nervous so i wont tell him ill just call him black gay and say he kissed his dad
by cue girl June 26, 2018
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a really hot sexy nigga who is the real eternal sex god not matt also he is white a white man very white and all cute girls have crushes on him and think he is cute and smart and hot and funny and he also has a lot of talents and is very cool he is also a airsoft pro and wins all his airsoft games cause he is pro and all the girls like him cause of that even ones with dicks
mongooseman is sexy haha i want to fuck him but i cant say that cause im a bitch so im just gonna call him black and say he kissed his dad a lot
by cue girl June 26, 2018
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