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mondayism 

A stupid mistake that occur when you are sleepy
1+1=3 This is a mondayism.
mondayism by IskiAK December 18, 2008
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The Mondays 

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
The Mondays by Kmetzman April 23, 2006
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

i don't like mondays 

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it
2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

Metro Mondays 

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.
Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner
Metro Mondays by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008

Mandalism 

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.
Mandalism by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016

Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Case of the Mondays by Elmer November 25, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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