Mandaeism 

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.

Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.

Mandaeism by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

Mandalism 

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.

Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.

Mandalism by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016

Mandalise

A combination of vandalise and manhandle.

Mandalise that chicken.

Mandalise by breakBread101 November 18, 2016

sick-maniaism 

A senseless type of humor one develops when they no longer take life seriously.

Tom Dilley-Da-Dildo is such a 'sick-maniaistic' person. He thought it was funny to tell me to go kill myself.

*Sigh* Todays society is filled with 'sick-maniacs'

Depression does lead to severe sick-maniaism.

sick-maniaism by SuckofdadsmothersodankxD January 21, 2019

Mandalism 

-noun: The act of a male, clearly past the socially accepted age range for performing vandalous acts against society, committing such behavior and taking child-like enjoyment in such behavior.

Reynolds- " Dude my car got egged by these punkasses, but I got a look at em and they looked like they were pushing 40"

Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"

Mandalism by FreakoSuave March 1, 2010

maddieism 

When one friendzones someone only to later fall in love with them after an extended period of time, resuylting in getting rejected by them as they have moved on.

John:Hey, you know that girl that used to like me?
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.

maddieism by llamabeef September 4, 2013

mangaism 

When a man sees something so cool he gets excited

I seen that bad ass truck and had a mangaism

mangaism by LL COOL CRANE August 1, 2016