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Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

mondayitis by Domin8or December 18, 2007

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Mondayitis

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

Mondayitis by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014

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mondayitis • Mendacitis • Monditis • Monkeyitis • Daddys-moneyitis • Monday Misery

mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

mondayitis by duffball October 22, 2009

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mondayitis

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep

darn this mondayitis i feel so tired

mondayitis by -cliche- November 19, 2007

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mondayitis

A feeling many people suffer, especially kids when going back to school. Symptoms can include; upset tummy, pangs of sadness, slight fever, runny nose, and a few others. The cure is to sleep for at least twelve hours and eat cupcakes.

"Mommy, I have a case of mondayitis."

or
"Sorry, it's mondayitis."

mondayitis by Stormyheartz.496 May 12, 2016

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Daddys-moneyitis

When one is spoiled beyond recognition.

Did you see that new $600 muscle gun Jack's dad got him? Jack suffers from crippling daddys-moneyitis.

Daddys-moneyitis by ArkhamKNIGHT873 January 7, 2022

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Monditis

A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.

I can't go to school today, Mom, I've come down with a terrible case of monditis.

Monditis by Indotoker December 2, 2010

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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