monatomic 

of or relating to a penis consisting of a single atom;

"Phill and Matt have monatomic knobs"

monatomic by mikkachops October 3, 2007

monatomic 

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.

Helium, Xenon, Sodium...take your pick

monatomic by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

Montoxicated 

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.

Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.

Montoxicated by Montiodious May 10, 2004

powerpoint monotonics 

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

powerpoint monotonics by geek.neo May 6, 2010

monotopical 

Someone who always talks about the same subject, or keeps the same topic active for weeks.

That guy is so monotopical nobody wants to talk to him any more.

monotopical by Herculoid February 20, 2010

monkatonic 

An elixer made to cure the ailments of monkeys.

The monkey is dying! He needs a monkatonic!

monkatonic by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004

Megatomic 

Megatomic... Two or more Subatomics.

The Hydrogen atom is Megatomic...

Water consists of many hydrogen and oxygen megatomics just like molecules consist of many atoms...

Megatomic by Bearsun August 30, 2010