monkatonic 

An elixer made to cure the ailments of monkeys.

The monkey is dying! He needs a monkatonic!

monkatonic by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

Monktonite by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

powerpoint monotonics 

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

powerpoint monotonics by geek.neo May 6, 2010

Miskatonic University 

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.

I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.

Miskatonic University by vanishingly February 25, 2021

monatomic 

of or relating to a penis consisting of a single atom;

"Phill and Matt have monatomic knobs"

monatomic by mikkachops October 3, 2007

monatomic 

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.

Helium, Xenon, Sodium...take your pick

monatomic by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

Makatonic 

A speaker of makaton for learning and communication difficulties

I am makatonic

Makatonic by Makatonic November 25, 2020