Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.
Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a
mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and
blue-collar.
All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian
beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."