mompai

Someone who is your mom and senpai

"She's my Mompai."

"You're what?"
"My mom and senpai."

by That one weeb March 31, 2016

Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

by D. Money February 24, 2008

mompin'

an adjective to describe something that is either massive, or disgusting

1: Thats one mompin' queue to see casino royale, lets go see holiday
2: arrrr ben you idiot now im soaked in mompin' bong water

by Lewis van Schweinstein December 13, 2006

Momping

Description of something that is big!

"dude, did you see that girls booty! It was MOMPING!"

by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010

mompants

A painfully unhip and out of touch person

From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive

that jacket is mompants

by khritterbean March 6, 2008

Mompage

A combination of the word mom and rampage, used to describe a furious mom with whom one can't solve issues or even talk until she is calmed down.

friend nr1: isn't mark coming today?
friend nr2: no, his mom went in a mompage because of his grades, he is grounded for life

by couldbe December 18, 2009

Mompliment

A compliment from your own or someone else's mother.

1: I got TWO mompliments today- my mom said she liked my shirt, and your mom said I smelled good!

2: Wow, you sent your mother on an all-expenses paid vacation to Hawaii? You must've been swimming in mompliments!

3. (from a mom) "Allow me to give you a mompliment on your fine manners!"

Also:
Momplimented (having received a mompliment)
Moplimentor (One who gives mompliments) aka a mom
Momplimentee (One who receives mompliments)

by Micvinspi September 4, 2010