3 definitions by D. Money

Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

by D. Money February 24, 2008

The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn

I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!

by D. Money March 2, 2008

yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

by D. Money February 21, 2008