mompants

A painfully unhip and out of touch person

From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive

that jacket is mompants

by khritterbean March 6, 2008

mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003

mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty

Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!

by leRooy November 29, 2006