Mompire

Fans of the Twilight series who are moms in their 30's & 40's; soccer moms with a vampire crush

Did you see those mompires pull up in the minivan for the midnight showing of New Moon?

by sissnyder March 4, 2012

Mumpire

A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.

I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.

Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.

by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017

mompreneur

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a mother. Some may prefer to transpose the professional and personal roles to read a mother who happens to be an entrepreneur.

My friend is a mompreneur because she just had her second child and she also owns a coffee shop.

by Adam Nelson January 14, 2008

mampire

A genetic mutation that allows one species to live off of the milk of another.

Humans are considered mampires because they ingest milk derived from other species of animals other than humans.

by Tiny Doc NYC March 1, 2016

Mampire

Someone who is the milk equivalent of a vampire, where a vampire wants human blood this beast wants human milk. The sight of large breasts and cleavage can be enough to bring the milklust out of a mampire. Mam as in Mammary as in breast tissues, so since vampires wants blood the correct word for an individual with an equally strong thirst for milk will be knwon as Mampire.

Paul: Hey why did your face turn red and your pupils dilated just now?
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now

by wardaddies June 21, 2022

Mompie

Used to discribe fat or unruly females in West Indian culture.

Look at that mompie ova dere taking up all the space

by Beautii77 January 2, 2018

Mompremier

Comes from the French language; meaning "I am/come first"

Person 1:I always place second to that kid in everything!

Person 2:Their last name must be Mompremier.

by thatotherrandomkid October 22, 2011