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Fans of the Twilight series who are moms in their 30's & 40's; soccer moms with a vampire crush
Did you see those mompires pull up in the minivan for the midnight showing of New Moon?
Mompire by sissnyder March 4, 2012
Words you can keep
A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.
I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.

Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.
Mumpire by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017
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mompreneur 

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a mother. Some may prefer to transpose the professional and personal roles to read a mother who happens to be an entrepreneur.
My friend is a mompreneur because she just had her second child and she also owns a coffee shop.
mompreneur by Adam Nelson January 14, 2008
A genetic mutation that allows one species to live off of the milk of another.
Humans are considered mampires because they ingest milk derived from other species of animals other than humans.
mampire by Tiny Doc NYC March 1, 2016
Someone who is the milk equivalent of a vampire, where a vampire wants human blood this beast wants human milk. The sight of large breasts and cleavage can be enough to bring the milklust out of a mampire. Mam as in Mammary as in breast tissues, so since vampires wants blood the correct word for an individual with an equally strong thirst for milk will be knwon as Mampire.
Paul: Hey why did your face turn red and your pupils dilated just now?
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now
Mampire by wardaddies June 21, 2022
Used to discribe fat or unruly females in West Indian culture.
Look at that mompie ova dere taking up all the space
Mompie by Beautii77 January 2, 2018

Mompremier 

Comes from the French language; meaning "I am/come first"
Person 1:I always place second to that kid in everything!

Person 2:Their last name must be Mompremier.
Mompremier by thatotherrandomkid October 22, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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