mommyblog

A blog created and maintained for the sole purpose of a stay-at-home mom to chronicle her children's lives through stories and photos. Often attempts to disguise itself as a craft or essay blog. Usually by Mormans.

I found a great new way to mash up babyfood on a mommyblog.

by madding August 16, 2012

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mommybags

n. the female rack, usually sucked on by babies and men alike (but not at the same time, (unless you're into that))

MXC: Guy: Don't tell her but the camera just zoomed in on her mommybags and she doesn't even know it. (laughter)
Women: (smiling) hey fellas! you looking at my mommybags! hey! come on! hey!

by zit boner November 15, 2004

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mommalogue

1. a dramatic soliloquy by a mother.
2. a prolonged talk by a single speaker.

Yeah, I got in late the other night and had to listen to another mommalogue.

by 123Gayle December 7, 2007

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Mommybot

A perfect, suburban wife and mother. Mommybots can often be found driving about in SUVs, escorting their perfect kids to soccer games, ballet, piano lessons, and prep school. When not occupied in this way, a Mommybot can be spotted within one of several natural habitats including, but not limited to, its kitchen, the mall, the day spa, or the bed of whomever will pay/donate to its favorite cause.
As Mommybots are not distinct entities, it's hard to differntiate between them. Some Mommybot factories, however, produce models with specific features and upgrades, though the availability if these depends on the financial status of the interested husband/purchaser. Southern California, for instance, is known for producing the most aesthetically-pleasing Mommybots, while Las Vegas manufactures the kinkiest.

"Did you know that all colleges have secret off-campus Mommybot Factories?"
"In the biz, they refer to those as 'Sororities'."

by Other Larch June 23, 2008