momjacked

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

by polga October 27, 2010

Mommicked

From Down East North Carolina= Means to be worked to a frazzle,to be beat to a pulp,worn slam out.

Ya'll, I've been mommicked today, I have!

by Frank Birdsong December 28, 2005

Mommicked

It is in Webster's Unabridged, as an Old English word which basically means messed up, or FUBAR. The Carteret language is the closest to Shakespeare's in the world, due to their lengthy isolation.

My Lord honey, God! Ain't I been mommicked this night!

by Bob Geller January 10, 2008

Mommicked

In eastern North Carolina, natives say "mommicked" to mean confused, messed up or fouled up.

When he hit the deer, Joe really mommicked his car good.

by Capt. Katie May 30, 2006

momicked

Tortured, ragged-out, destroyed. To harass or bother. From the true and original Down East. Derivative of mammock; to tear or botch up. Also spelled: mommuck

My Lord Honey, ain't I been momicked this night!

by Jeremy Edwards August 27, 2003

mijacked

To be unexpectedly cornered and interrogated by one's mother about every detail of one's personal life.

As Sarah exited the bathroom, she was mijacked and forced to disclose her bawdy evening plans.

by dr. unk December 26, 2008

Mommicked

Worry, Worried.
A linguist, so he claimed, said the only use he could find was in a play by Shakespear. It was "Mommick a string". Gee, worry a string, a knot, beads, etc.

Haven't you mommicked the life out of me this day!

A Mother to a child. The only way I've ever heard it used. Yeah I'm from coastal NC. Morehead City. My Aunts from Wades shore on Shackleford (1880's)used it this way as did the younger of my sisters. Newer uses have apparently arrived. Evolution.

by Bob O'Donnell January 12, 2008